Apology to all Google Shareholders

I would like to apologize to Google shareholders and employees.  Since purchasing your stock in May, Google shares have dropped in value by $104 per share.  It has become quite apparent that Google has been a victim of my jinx.  Ever since purchasing 1 share of GOOG, (yes, one share, that's all I could afford) the stock has suffered a slow and steady decline.  A few years back I was responsible for devastating the Sirius stock just by thinking about purchasing their stock.  Anyways, my bad.